Hey hey i have Jokes !!! :D

Hey hey !!! want jokes ??! listen to me =P

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. ( I've done it once with my teacher ) =P

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!

That was funny

Very funny!!!!!!

Very Funny. ROFL.

Rofl Ghoni!

Hahahahaha!
Its very funny! xD

Hope more jokes are coming soon ^_^

This are two with Chuck Norris

Why Does Chuch Norris Sleep With Lights?
because the dark is afraid of him

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack because his heart isent too stupid to attack him!

Rofl xD

lol xD

I can't stop

Here are some jokes i hope you liked them cause my head hurts form translating

This isnt more like a joke:
Never trust the shinyness in a boy's eyes cause that might be only the sun shyning throught his empty head


A huge crowd on a doctors cabinet:
-Doctor Hello!
-Hello!Neext!

-Doctor i slolow a mouse!!!
-Slolow a cat!Neeext!

-Doctor im pregnant!
-Congratulations!Next!

-Doctor im dieing!
-Me too!Neext!


2 blonds walking and one says:
-OMG a died bird!
And the other is looking to the sky and asking:
-Where where?!
(sorry to every blond on the forum for this and another joke)


Two blonds are in elevator and it stops!!!
One of them yells:
-Help help!... You wanna yell together?
-Sure!
Both:
-Together Together!




A bunny wen t to a candy shop:
-Do you have 100 cookies?
-No we dont.
The next day again:
-Do you have 100 cookies?
No we dont.
The otehr day:
-Do you have 100 cookies?
-No we dont.
Finally they made 100 cookies!
-Do you have 100 cookies?
-Yes we do!!!!!!!
-OMG How are you gonna sell them?!

Hope you enjoyed

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

LOl!!!

Lol ust some regular oke sme and my frinds like to say every day

Thx Puffles!

lol

Anyone have funny jokes?

Here's a good one!

A lawyer and a Blonde are sitting next to each other on a plane trip.
The lawyer looks at the sleeping Blonde and thinks to himself: This could be a good way to make money...
The Lawyer wakes up the Blonde, and asks her:
"Want to play a little game?"
The blonde drowsily replies: "Ugh... What are the rules?
The Lawye explains the rules:
I will ask you a question. If you cant answer it, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question. If I cant answer it, I give you $200!
The blonde jumps up ecstaticly!
"Ok "
The lawyer thinks: Ok... What is the distance from the Earth to the moon in meters?
Blonde: Erm...
And the blonde gives him $5.
Now it's the blonde's turn
Blonde: What goes up a hill with 4 legs, and comes down with 3?
The Lawyer thinks... goes on google... asks all his colleagues on his facebook, but no one knows.
After 2 hours, he finally gives her $200.
Blonde: Thank you
And she goes back to sleep.
A few minutes later the Lawyer wakes her up: "What DOES go up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The blonde handed him $5.

I love that one, even if its a little long =P
~Spalko~