Dear God...

Dear God...
Dear God,

Yesterday was an awful day for me..

My husband ran off with his secretary.
My son pierced his eyebrow.
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head.
My dog mated with the neighbours cat.
My neighbour sold her house to a mental institution.
My Mom told me I was adopted.
My boss told me I was laid off.
My sister was arrested for prostitution.
My house has termites.
My car was stolen.
All that came in the mail was bills.
A plane crash landed on my garage.
OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner.
And my TV blew.

Lord, please be with me today.

I was able to live through all that misery yesterday. And I will be able to make it through anything today!

But please.... DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!

p.s. sorry for some words...

Its awsome

Nice Jokes

Can you imagine life without your computer??

puffles wrote:Can you imagine life without your computer??

Yes... I think.

because when i have summer holidays 2 month... and I'm not in my town... I don't have computer there... where I am spending my holidays... (but now my father bought me laptop... so it will be all time near me )
there we have fun without computer too : ))
There is so beautiful nature... Sea... and my friends... Sure! we have a great time together! I love summer holidays!

I CANT imagine a world with no computer D:~!

bube wrote:I CANT imagine a world with no computer D:~!

Yes, computer is very useful!

Yea 0.0

No computer! I would be bored stiff and it would make homework exciting! I love my computer so much!

But please.... DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!

Can I mention what do you mean by sorry for some words guguzi?

When was the last time I went without my computer??? Hmmm... It's been awhile.

I visited a day ago

gud 1

hahahha

i know ahahaha